I’ve been thinking about quitting my job. I mean, my boss is a fucking cunt. I don’t get paid enough. They don’t even let me drink whiskey at my desk. It’s not like I’m driving heavy equipment, you fucking morons! Leave me the fuck alone! This is still America, isn’t it? Jesus Christ!
Oh, what would I do for money? Shit, I don’t know. Maybe I could drive around with big titty girls filming inappropriate clips for a YouTube channel. That Vitaly motherfucker does it so why can’t I do it? Well, I guess his stuff got so explicit that he got kicked off YouTube. I love watching that shit though. I jerk off to all those hotties fucking and sucking in public. The pranks are pretty great too.
You should use this discount for 34% off at Vitaly Uncensored. You’ll get more than 60 exclusive videos to enjoy/empty your balls to. Plus, it’s fucking cheap with this discount so don’t dick around and let it expire. You’ll thank me later that you listened to me.